Key of Twilight (Kingdom Hearts) Part 1

Nix: Welp, guys. I’m back for a brief one-shot/discontinued story with only one chapter. And surprise, surprise, it’s not a TWEWY Sporking! *throws conffettii*
This fanfiction is called Key of the Twilight. It’s by Lady Taiyoukai and is a Kingdom Hearts fanfic. She owns this fanfiction, since I sure as darkness don’t.

Now that that’s out of the way... LET’S ROLL!

( Our Sporking Chamber has been connected.. )

Summary: Nitomi is a very strange girl, but she makes it seem like she is normal. She HATES

Riku: I know who it is... *rests head in hands* One of the few people who gets hated by a lot of the fandom.
Nix: I know, I know. I know someone who hates her too. For no reason, at that. I’ve asked, and her reply is that she just doesn’t like her. It’s a bit disheartening, especially since she’s never played the games with Kairi in them.
Kat: Then why should she get a say?

Kairi and LOVES Riku. When Darkness comes and takes Riku away, she becomes a keyblade weilder herself, and decides to set off and kill Malefesent, as well as Kairi.

Riku: No comment. Wait... what is this place?!
Nix: She hates you. Anyway, now that I’ve gotten the balls to spork my first and favorite fandom, I have chosen you as my co-sporker! Welcome to the Sporking Chamber.
Riku: Sporking Chamber...? I think I’ve heard of those... Master Yen Sid told us to avoid them, because they were filled with the vilest, most darkness-filled fantasies that the worlds had to offer.
Nix: Sounds about right.

Nitomi sat on the paopu tree, staring at the sun the was setting over the ocean. It's light reflected to the sky, turning it different shades of orange, pink, gold, blue, and purple.

Mizu: It's Reading Rainbow all over again.

Many thoughts were passing through her derranged mind.

Nix: She’s a deranged Sue? What else is new?
Riku: Is that supposed to make her likable? Because it doesn’t.
Mizu: Oh, my God, she admitted that she was deranged! What a first impression~

Though, it didn't seem like she was derranged at all. She was always happy, and got along with everyone on Destiny Island. But she secretly hated someone, and she would never tell who it was.

Kat: And yet you tell us unwilling readers who it is in author's note and the next paragraph.

She would just pretend everything was peachy dandy, and hang out with that person and her friends.

Mizu: The only thing she's doing is hanging with her friends? What harm is that doing?

I hate her so much...I just wish she'd die... Nitomi thought vacariously.

Nix: Put down that thesaurus, put the kitten away, and put your hands up! *points gun at the Sue*
Riku: I’m pretty sure she means “vicariously”, which means “to suffer in place of another.”
Mizu: o-o That's a bit intense...

The sun leaked farther and farther behind the horizon with every second that passed by. It reminded her of something...one of her fantasies.

But she wasn't about to get wrapped in one of her fantasies now. She had other, more important thoughts to contribute to. Like how to get rid of her.

Mizu: Oh, gawd, she's fantasizing about murder!

The one person her hatred went out to. That person was Kairi.

Riku: Then why do you hang out with us? You better leave Kairi alone.

But she had NO idea why she hated her so much.

Kat: There’s the no reason thing again. This is a major plotpoint isn’t it?
Nix: I... think?

It was this burning passion the was clutched to her heart and soul.

Riku: Looks like you’re going to be taken by the darkness.

A little voice in her head said 'She's just a girl! You need to like her'.

Kat: Ring ring! It’s your sanity calling, it says you need to go find it.
Nix: Technically, you don’t NEED to like her. It’s just stupid to like someone for no reason.

But an even BIGGER voice was screaming, 'HATE HER! HATE HER 'EFFING GUTS!'. She decided to listen to the bigger voice, even though when she listened to that voice, it always got her into trouble.

Riku: Urgh. I can’t believe this. Why are we supposed to like this girl? Why am I supposed to like her?
Nix: Because, Riku, she is perfect. She is always right and her word is law.
Kat: Do not question. She may kill us all off with her “derranged” mind.
Mizu: 'Effing'? If you want to use a cuss, then use it, or at least use something like 'freaking', or better yet don't use it at all.

Like that time at her old village, the voice said to hate this woman, she was a preistess of about 17 years old. Of course, she listened to the voice, and hated her. She ended up hateing her so much, that she pushed her into a river of poison mist and killed her, and she was forced to moved here to this island, lest she be killed herself by the villagers who adored the preistess.

Nix: What the-- you MURDERED someone... where’s the emotion in that paragraph? You feel nothing about murder...? You, ma’am, are a monster.
Riku: If that’s what she does to people she hates... Stay away from us.
Nix: I think she only hates Kairi.
Riku: I don’t care.
Mizu: Now that that's over, let's look at the real problem: a river of poison mist. Ma'am, you cannot have a river of gaseous, floating molecules.
Riku: That would be a cloud of gaseous, floating molecules.

"What are you doing here, Nitomi?" asked a voice, interrupting Nitomi's thoughts. Nitomi jumped at the voice, and turned around, still sitting on the paopu tree.

"Oh, hi Riku. Nothing, really. Just...thinking, I guess."

Mizu: Are you questioning your ability to think?

she said, turning back to the melting sun.

Riku: …Why me, of all the characters?
Nix: Because you are a silver-haired bishounen.
Mizu: Why is the sun melting!? That's not possible! Gas cannot melt! Only solid objects can melt! Like rocks, or iron, or humans! *boots the Sue into the melting sun* But gas does not melt! It will either explode or it will expand more! You apparently did not learn anything from grade school! Honestly, this is pathetic!
Riku: First, a river of gas. Now the sun, which is made up of gas (and plasma), is melting. Go back to school.

"Thinking, huh? About what?" he laughed, sitting on the paopu tree next to Nitomi. She blushed.

"Um, nothing! Just someone special."

Kat: O-O That is horribly misleading. Any normal girl would be thinking about their crush. Little does poor Riku know you are plotting to kill one of his best friends.
Riku: *glares at the fanfiction*

"Really? Who?"

"Tell me why you're being so nosey today, and maybe I'll tell you who."

Riku laughed again. "I'm just trying to see how you're doing today."

"Well, you couldn've just asked how I was."

"Oooh, testy today, aren't we?"

Nix: I’ve been sporking too much TWEWY Badfics... All I see is an OOC Joshua when I look at this.
Riku: Joshua? *perks up a little* How’s he been doing?
Nix: He’s been... busy... *smiles widely*
Kat: Could you be any more vague in that sentence?
Mizu: Nix, you are horribly misleading.
Nix: Well... it’s true.

Nitomi laughed and gave him a little push on the shoulder. "You're so funny, Riku." she said, still laughing.

Riku stretched his arms. "Yeah, I know I am!"

"You also have a big head!" Nitomi laughed harder, almost loosing her balance and falling off of the tree.

"Be careful! You don't want to laugh TOO hard and fall off the tree and into the water." he said smiling. Nitomi laughed even harder.

"You're the one making me laugh!" she giggled.

"Well, I know a BETTER way to make you laugh." Riku reached over to Nitomi and started tickleing her sromach.

Mizu: *laughs* What the hell is a “sromach?!”
Riku: The source of her power? I just have to hit it with a Fire Spell and it'll be Game Over for her.
Mizu: I think she’s going to laugh to death, then.

"Stop!" she giggled, out of breath. "That tickles!"

"Exactly!" he laughed.

Nitomi laughed, and finally fell backwards off the tree. Surprisingly she was still laughing.

"Are you okay?" Riku asked, worried.

"Yeah, I'm fine!" she giggled.

She climbed back up next to Riku, but before she got situated, Riku got up and pulled her off.

"What is it?" Nitomi asked.

"Will you come with me to another world? Will you escape this place with me?"

Kat: What...? WHAT? OK, SO YOU HONESTLY THINK HE WOULD LEAVE HIS BEST FRIENDS ON THE ISLAND FOR SOME CHICK!?!?
Nix: Well, there was that one time in the first game. But, he asked SORA to go with him. He said that KAIRI was going to come with THEM BOTH to go to another world! Not this twit.

Nitomi didn't know what to think. She didn't understand what he was asking.

"Um, sure, I guess..."

"Will you? Yes, or no?"

"Yes. But what other world?"

Riku backed up. "You'll see." he said, and walked away.

What is he talking about? This is like in my dream...but will he be taken over by darkness? I don't know if my dream will come true this time or not...

Mizu: Does she really have premonitions!?
Nix: *sledgehammers the Sue’s head in*
Riku: I’ve been having some weird thoughts lately.

Nitomi sighed and looked back at the sun. It had faded all the way behind the ocean, and all that was left was a bit of the orange light it radiated. She closed her eyes, and thought about Riku for a split second, then started off for home.

When Nitomi got home, she fixed herself one piece of bacon, ate it, and went to bed.

Mizu: ._. I want bacon now.
Kat: Bacon? Do they have bacon on the island? And why the flying monkeys do we care what you eat before bed? That’s like: “I am John Wilkes Booth and I just killed Abraham Lincoln. I am now licking a piece of grass."

She really didn't feel like eating tonight. All that thinking about Kairi made her loose her appetite,

Mizu: Wait, are you coming to your senses about murder fantasies? Are you finally realizing that it is bad?
Riku: No. She hates Kairi so much that it's affecting her appetite. Her hate is strong enough for her to want to kill Kairi - it's reasonably safe to assume that she's prepared to physically attack Kairi. So when she thinks of Kairi, she prepares for a fight, and her body diverts the bloodflow away from her stomach and to her limbs - to enable her to fight more effectively. Her stomach doesn't have enough blood to complete digestion, so it sends a nausea signal. Here I guess that Kairi invokes the the freeze-fight-flight response.

but seeing Riku made her want to stuff herself.

Mizu: Wait, what? I totally took that the wrong way.
Kat: ...

She went to bed anyway. Nitomi got into her noght shirt,

Mizu: What the hell is a 'noght shirt'?

and put on clean underwear,

Riku: I don’t WANT to know the state of your underwear!

and climbed into her fluffy bed.

Mizu: Did you kill poor unsuspecting chinchillas to make that bed of yours?
Nix: NOT THE CHINCHILLAS!!!
Riku: What’s a chinchilla?
Kat: I'll bet she actually made it out of her collection of Riku's hair.

Key of Twilight (Kingdom Hearts) Part 2

( Our Sporking Chamber is still connected... )

It took an hour to get herself to sleep, but her mind finally shut off and drifted into dreamland...

The sound of a loud rumbling sound woke her up. She opened her eyes, and looked at the clock. It read 11pm. As she looked around the room, she noticed the whole house was shaking.

Oh, my god! It's happening! I'm gonna die! she thought.

Nix: “And then a number of sporkers, including Riku, bursts into her room. Riku had equipped his newest Keychain and was wielding the “Mary Sue’s Demise”. Quickly, the sporkers descended upon the hapless Sue and sporked her heart out. Then the brave warriors sealed her heart into a grain of sand and cast it into the ocean.
Canon was restored and everyone, even Xehanort, rejoiced.”
Riku: *claps*

Then she realized that this was exactly like her dream. She didn't even bother to change clothes, and ran outside in her underwear.

Mizu: You crude wench! Where is your decorum?!

The sky was shrouded in dark purple and black clouds. There was a funnel cloud hovering over the island with the paopu tree, and set off.

Nix: What was set off? The Sue alarms?

I think my dream is really happening...but it's the strangest one yet...talking mice and ducks?

Mizu: Aw, you forgot poor Goofy.

Riku the king of darkness? Kairi a princess? Sora saving the universe and all the worlds in it? I doubt that...but who knows?

Kat: Well, obviously the author doesn’t, because there’s been a homicide on Canon.
Nix: *stares* Do you know how much time and effort the Square-Enix crew has put into making Kingdom Hearts have some of the biggest plot twists and foreshadowings? SORA IS THE ONE WITH ALL THE WEIRD THOUGHTS!! BUT THERE’S ACTUALLY A CANON EXPLANATION FOR THAT!! HE WAS GAINING THE KEYBLADE!!! I could argue that Ven’s heart was also a cause, but I digress.
Riku: *scowls* I am not the king of darkness. I never have been and I never will be.

She heard voices talking as she saw two figures standing on the island.

"Come on Sora. Join me in my quest for power. Let's both get out of here, and go to a better world."

Nix: (as Canon!Riku): The door has opened, Sora! Now we can go to the outside world! Once we step through, we might not be able to come back. We may never see our parents again. There’s no turning back. But this may be our only chance. We can’t let fear stop us! I’m not afraid of the darkness!
*as self again* Now, Suether, where do you see anything about power in that statement? The canon lines from the first game, the very scene that this is supposed to be? Does Riku sound like a person on a rage of power? No, he sounds like a stupid kid who doesn’t know what’s out there.

"And what, Riku? Be swallowed by darkness? Have your soul devoured so you have no control? Is that was you really want?"

Nitomi finally got to them. Sora was in a fighting stance, holding a sword shaped like a key. Riku stood there, with a smirk on his face, also holding a key shaped sword. His was MUCH darkewr in color,

Mizu: What color is 'darkewr'?

though. He looked cuter than usual, though it made Nitomi start to cry.

Mizu: WHAT!?!?!?!? YOU ARE FOCUSING ON HIS ATTRACTIVENESS WHEN HE IS ABOUT TO BE SWALLOWED BY DARKNESS!?!?!? TIMING!!! TIMING, LADY!!!
Riku: WHAT. *stares* How can you even say that?! I lost myself! I became a complete and utter monster! I ALMOST KILLED MY BEST FRIENDS AND BROUGHT THE WORLDS TO DARKNESS AND YOU’RE THINKING THAT I LOOK CUTER!!!!??! I hurt countless people and tore my friends apart just because I was jealous of Sora and too dumb to know not to give in to an easy power source! I thought I was helping Kairi, but I was wrong!
Mizu: It's okay, Riku. *gives a one armed hug* We know the truth.
Kat: Not to mention that, according to this sentence, you cried at his cuteness. *blinks* I don’t get it.
Nix: *sobs in pure hatred*

"Riku? What's going on?" she asked. "Why is this happening?"

Kat: *waves hands in front of Sue’s face* Because you shouldn’t exist~

"Ah, Nitomi. See her, Sora? She wants to leave this place, too. She told me herself. Will you not join us?" Riku smirked.

"You're wrong, Riku! Nitomi doesn't want to leave any more than us! She won't be tempted by the darkness like you!" Sora argued.

Nix: *gawps* Sora would never say that! He didn’t even know about the darkness at this point in time!

Nitomi frowned, and walked over to Sora. "I'm sorry, Sora..." she said.

"W-what? I-"

Riku: *summons Way to Dawn* Get away from him!
Mizu: *demonic voice* WHAAAATTTTTT!?!?!?!? YOU WANT TO GIVE INTO THE DARKNESS!?!?!?!?!?
Nix: *groans and buries head in hands* She wants to be Riku's girlfriend and she'll do whatever he wants because she's a Sue. This is only what should have been expected...

Riku held out his hand, and a portal of darkness opened up underneath him. He sank into it slowly, not even flinching.

"RIKU, NO!" Nitomi cried. She bound for him, but he was gone by the she got to him. "RIKU" she screamed. She started crying, and immediatly turned to sora.

"It's your fault!" she yelled.

Mizu: *screeches* WHAT!? DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST BLAME THIS ON SORA!?!?!?!?
Riku: *stands up and walks calmly over to the pile of fanfiction scripts in the corner, nonchalantly uses Dark Firaga on it before returning to his seat* Sora’s fault? No, that was my own fault. I was stupid. Sora did nothing to deserve what I did to him.

"What? No, it's--"

"You're the reason this happened! YOU and that stupid girl Kairi! I hate all of you! I loved him, but you knew and didn't want me to be with him! I HATE ALL OF YOU! YOU'RE ALL BASTARDS!"

All: …
Kat:

I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE! *throws open the doors of the Sporking Chamber* FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!
Nix: *tackles down Kat* OH, NO YOU DON’T! YOU'RE GOING DOWN WITH THE REST OF US!
Kat: LET ME GO! I can’t take it anymore! *starts wailing*
Mizu: *stares, eye twitching* HOW IS IT SORA'S FAULT!? HOW IS IT KAIRI'S FAULT!?!?!? DID YOU EVEN PLAY THE GAME?!

"No! Don't say that here! You'll--"

"I say what I want! And I hate you all! I'll kill you for what you've done!"

A dark light came up underneath her. She didn't care.

"Especially Kairi...she's going to go first! And we all know how much you like her!"

Kat: You. Need. Help. HOW WAS IT SORA’S FAULT? AT ALL!?
Mizu: *stares, takes ten seconds to calm down, says in a terrifyingly calm voice* There are no words for how much I hate this Sue.
All: AGREED.

she sank slowly, already up to her stomach. "Mark my words--no...in my dream it was Kairi...Kairi and that Malefesent woman...

Kat: …Maleficent makes an appearance. This is just some cosmic joke I know it.

you're the do gooder, but those two will die under my hand!" with that she was gone.

Kat: All this, still in her underwear.
Nix: Just saying, Riku really cared for Kairi. Truly. If you had played the game at ALL, you’d have seen how angry he was at Sora when he thought that he had abandoned them both.

Nitomi achily opened her eyes and sat up. She rubbed her head. "Where am I...?" she asked herself.

"Oh, you're awake!" said a woman. She had on a pink dress with a loose belt around her waist, and her brown hair was neatly brush, and some of it was held back by a pink ribbon. She walked over and sat on the bed Nitomi was lying in. "My name is Aerith. I was told by Leon to stay and watch over you. So, what's your name?"

Mizu: Run away, Aerith!!!
Nix: Girl, Leon would not care about you at ALL! He’s too busy looking for Sora and owning his Keyblading butt.

"Uh...I'm Nitomi. Where am I, might I ask?"

"Oh, you don't know where we are? We found you lying in the street with that keyblade, so we figured you were one of the keyblade weilders."

Nix: Does she still have it?! Did you know the Keyblade is a beacon for the Heartless? It attracts them like moths to a flame! Maybe she’ll get swarmed.
Kat: The first time I’ve ever been cheering for a Heartless swarm.
Riku: They should have attacked her while she was sleeping.

Nitomi thought for a moment. Both Riku and Sora were holding a key shaped blade...I guess that's what they're called...

"Can you tell me where we are, and then show me the blade?"

Mizu: You are surprisingly calm for someone who randomly woke up in a random place with no idea where you were and how you got there.

"Oh, of course!" Aerith smiled. She got up off of the bed and went over to a corner of the room. "We're in Traverse town right now." she said as she picked something up. She walked back over to the bed and threw the blade down on the bed. The blade and the handle were all intricately designed. The blade itself was pure white, and the tips of the part that stuck out were incredibly sharp. The handle had one black wing looking thing, and one white one sticking out from it. The rest of the handle was gold, embedded with rubies and diamonds. "It's one of the most beautiful and powerful one's I've ever seen. I think it might even be stronger than Sora's!"

Mizu: *screeches like a pterodactyl, unable to say anything*
Kat: *sits while staring blankly at the screen, then turns to Nix* Can I please go now? Or better yet, DIE?
Nix: No, you may not. You’re suffering with us.
Riku: *holds out Way to the Dawn* The wing motif is mine. This is my own personal Keyblade that I unlocked thanks to the King. You do not get any of its qualities.

Nitomi's eyes grew wide, then they narrowed and she looked at Aerith. "How do you know Sora?"

"He's the master keyblade weilder, and one of my friends. Why?"

Nix: No, no, no, no, no, NO! Sora is NOT a Master Keyblade Wielder, or Keyblade Master! He is a Keyblader, but not a MASTER!
Mizu: Dumbass.

Nitomi got up and out of the bed. She grabbed the blade off the bed and passed a mirror. Her clothes were WAY different.

Riku: Because she was wearing clothes.

She looked at herself for a moment. She had her long black hair tied back in a white ribbon.

Her green eyes seemed to shimmer brighter than usual, too.

Kat: Green eyes of EVIL! EVILEVILEVIL!
Nix: *laughs* Looks like someone missed the memo about Keyblade Wielders. They all have BLUE EYES, even Master Eraqus has a bluish tint to his eyes. With the exceptions of Vanitas and any reincarnation of Xehanort. Actually, I’d be surprised that she DOESN’T have the yellow eyes of evil.
Riku: Or pointed ears.

She had a strapless black tank top the stopped just above her belly button, and she had a belt like aeris', except her own was purple instead of brown. She had black shorts that were EXTREMELY short, and black boots that went to her knees. "Not bad.." she commented.

Nix: Define “EXTREMELY short.” I think that she just looks like a hooker or something.
Kat: SHE IS! All she’s been doing is acting like one! She ran out in her underwear and made a point to say so! We can only assume she is one.
Nix: True. It’s all that’s been shown. And she hasn’t told us otherwise.
Mizu: Piccolo called, he wants his clothes beam back.
Nix: Don’t bring Piccolo into this.

The blade went well with her outfit. She twirled the key in her hand. She SUCKED and twirling things. But she did it easily and perfectly like she was a pro.

Mizu: You do not learn how to fight with no practice, let alone twirl things. ._. Stupid bint.

"Awsome." she stated bluntly. She started to walk out the door. "See ya. I'm off to kill Kairi and Malefesent."

Nix: You did NOT just nonchalantly say that you were going to go kill somebody! GAH! She’s like Edward Cullen, except more female!!
Mizu: She's worse than Edward!
Riku: If you do anything to Kairi, I won’t be responsible for how hard she kicks your ass.

Aerith quickly ran over and grabbed her arm. "You're not serious, are you? Besides, I have to watch you!"

"Yes, I am. And no, you don't."

"But you can't! Kairi is one of the princesses, and Malefesent is much too powerful for you to handle!"

Riku: Not to mention that I won’t let you.

"Ha! We'll see about that! NO ONE can beat me in a fight when I'm PMSing." she cackled and walked out the door.

Kat: *eye twitching* Did she really just say PMSing? Really? REALLY? And she cackled... Is she seriously supposed to be the character we’re rooting for?
Mizu: It's the Wicked Witch of the West. Where are your flying monkeys?
Riku: All the doppelgängers that love her.

"What's PMSing?" Aerith asked herself after Nitomi was gone.

Mizu: *eye twitching at the stupidity*
Nix: BITCH, PLEASE! Aerith is not an idiot! She’s a 22-year-old woman! By Kingdom Hearts canon she is able to fend off WAVES of Heartless, as implied in Kingdom Hearts II!
Kat: She may be a bit girly, but that would mean she's well versed in initialisms like "PMS". ...Wait... The fanfiction is over...
Nix: Over...?
Riku: Finally?
Kat: Freedom?
Mizu: HELL YA, I'M OUTTA HERE!!!
Nix: Yes!
Kat: HULK SMASH! *bursts out the doors of the Sporking Chamber* WE’RE DONE WITH THE MASSACRE OF CANON CRAP! *Indian whooping ensues*
Mizu: *runs out to canon and hugs the first canon thing I see*
Riku: About time! *departs quickly*
Joshua: *looks up from a magazine at the commotion Kat is now making in the waiting room* Well, now. *turns to Riku* What have you gotten yourself into this time, Riku?
Riku: Joshua? What are you doing here? I thought you were... “busy.”
Joshua: *giggles* You know the old saying: “Your canon is my canon.”
Riku: *goes off to catch up with Joshua and everyone else from Traverse Town*

[Sakuraba] Open Up [Neku]

Nix: I was looking for something to spork, and checked Quizilla. It's called [Sakuraba] Open Up [Neku], by Akiyoz. I found it annoying that I couldn’t tell who read the Mission. This will be sporked by Neku, Shiki, and Joshua. See y'all.

( OPEN UP YOUR SENSES )